? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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