HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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