i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
