I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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