I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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