I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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