i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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