She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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