I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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