oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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