summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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