I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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