You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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