ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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