just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You can't just leave with hair like that
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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