when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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