So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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