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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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