The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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