called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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