He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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