you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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