I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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