Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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