You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he was CRYING into my vagina
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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