What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Randomize
