If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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