"it" just moved
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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