Duck Duck Cougar?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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