Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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