I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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