fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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