If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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