I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Houston, we have a squirter
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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