I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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