he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's even glitter on my cock...
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