I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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