ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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