I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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