A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he thought i was a dude.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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