Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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