And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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