you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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