Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
