i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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