...so i touched it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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