I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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