i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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