Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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