weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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