So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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