Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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