dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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