There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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