oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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