At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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