this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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