is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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