i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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