I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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