theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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